Your mom is so fat and emo she cut herself and bled butter.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets on the scales it says 'to be continued...'

Your mom is so fat she swallowed my mom whole.

Your mom is so dumb that she put 20 cents in a parking meter and said 'Where the hell is my gumball?'

Your mom is so stupid she took me to the movie theater to see 'Closed For The Season'.

Your mom is so ugly that the Devil slapped her for smiling and then gouged her eyes out with his pitchfork.

Your mom is so stupid she tells YOU your mama jokes.

Wanna know what forever feels like? Try walking around your mom...

Your momma is so fat that she went to the beach and animal rights activists tried to push her back in the water.

Your Mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.

Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.

Your mom's breath smells so bad she the reason people grow old and die.

Your Mom thought you were an exceptionally large crap.

Your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Your mom is so fat, that your dad rolled over three times and he was still on top of her.


Your mom is so fat, that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids go by, she said 'Stop that twinkie!'


Yo momma so ugly, she make blind muthafuckas cry.

Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her!

Your mom's so fat that Nasa octually orbits her.


Your mom is so emo the Grim Reaper had to put out a restraining order.

Your mom is so fat that people practice by climbing Mt. Everest before they climb her.

Your mom makes kitty sad...

Your mom is so stupid she calls you a son-of-a-bitch.


Your mom eats dead babies.

Lets play house. You be the door, and I�ll slam you.

You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.