lol! i thought these were so funny :) tell me what you think!
1) Say "ding" and each floor
2) crack your breaf case open and say "got enough air in ther?"
3) push the buttens and pretend the gave you a shock, smile and go back for more :)
4) hold the doors open and say that you are waiting for your friend, wait away and let them close. then say "hey greg! how ya been?" in thin air
5) Draw a square on the floor in chalk and tell poeple its your personal space.
6) Make explosion noises when anyone pushes a butten.
7) stand slighlent and motionless faceing the wall while not getting off
8) Say "i wounder what these do?" and push all the red buttend XDDD
9) Smile at a passenger for a while and then say "i have new socks on"
10) Call out "GROUP HUG" then enforce it
11) ask if you can push the butten for them then push the wrong ones
12) Drop a pen on the ground and wait away, when some one tries to pick it up, scream "THATS MINE!"
13) pretend that you are a flight attendent and go through the emergency proceders and excits with the passengers.
14) When you arrive at your floor grunt and try to open the doors then act emberrass when they open.
15) stare at a passenger for a while the scream "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" back away slowly
16) When the elevater is quiet ask some one if that is your beeper
17) if there is only one other person in the eloevater with you tap them on their shoulder then pretend it was not you
18) try to make personal calls on the emercy phone.
19.) Set up desk and chair and when someone else walks in say ' welcome to my office'
20)Applaude when a new person enters.
