17. NO! I REFUSE TO BE KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!
Not breathing, I held still.
‘Seriously, Milee, talk to me.’ He pled and walked towards me. Slowly, I began to shuffle backwards.
Stop, Emilee, its okay. You’re a tree, remember?
Yes, Brain, I am a tree.
So think tree-like thoughts!
I am a treeeee
Relaxing into my tree meditation, I breathed in and out slowly. Ah, this must be what trees do all day. Mmm… I could do this forever-
Ugh, that annoying voice in the back of my head keeps shouting.
‘Emilee, Emilee, Emileeeeee!’
‘Come on, Milee. Talk to me!’
Can’t you see I’m a tree, stupid blind person!
‘Look, Milee, if you’re not going to come with me willingly… I’ll have to kidnap you.’
My eyes snapped open and I chucked the two branches I held at my kidnapper. I then turned around and ran wildly into the trees, screaming hysterically as I went.
This is fun!
Still screaming like a crazy person, I burst through into a clearing. Desperately looking around, I saw a small pond in the middle. Creepy-Kidnapper-Person’s pounding footsteps echoed behind me as I jumped face-first into the cool water. Quickly going under, I waited.
‘AHA!’ two hands grabbed me and lifted me out of the water.
‘NOOO!’ I screamed, twisting around in my kidnapper’s arms. They threw me other their shoulder and began jogging through the forest.
‘If you keep hitting my back I’m going to drop you.’
‘LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID, CRAZY, PSYCHOTIC-’
‘Seriously, Milee? I don’t think that I’m the crazy one here.’
‘MURDERER, ORANGUTAN, WANNABENINJA, CREEPY, NUTCASE OF A-’
‘Christopher?’ I looked up into familiar green eyes. ‘Oh… Christopher the mermaid vampire.’
‘Yeah, who else would- what did you just call me?’
‘A mermaid vampire,’ I stated matter-of-factly. ‘A mermaid that has been bitten by a vampire. They drink the blood of fish and whales but not dolphins because dolphins are awesome. And you think you’re smart.’
‘Um…’ he looked at me weirdly. ‘Sure. But I’m pretty certain that I’m just an ordinary vampire.’
‘What?! But I don’t want to be mated to an ordinary vampire,’ I whined. ‘That’s just boring!’’
‘I think your uniqueness is enough for the two of us, Milee.’ I was put down on a soft surface, probably a bear or something. Right now I didn’t care, I was too captivated.
I was too captivated by the millipede that was climbing across Christopher’s face. So pretty… with a goofy grin on my face, I reached up to touch Chris’s face.
‘Emilee, what are you doing?’
I gently let the millipede crawl into my hand. ‘I was just saving the mill- millili- millilipede.’
‘Millipede, Milee.’ Christopher sighed and wiped a smudge of dirt of my face. ‘Millipede.’
‘Mill-ee-lll-ee-pede.’ Groaning in defeat, Christopher took the bug out of my hand and walked over to the window. Carefully, he let it out.
Aww, he cares about… I can’t be stuffed trying to pronounce the name right now. Maybe he isn’t the blood thirsty killer that I thought he was. Maybe he drinks animal blood.
Nah, that’s too Eddie Cullen for me. He better be drinking human blood!
What am I saying/thinking/beeping?! That he should kill innocent people?
SHUT UP BRAIN! Bloody, nosey thing.
‘Go have a shower, Milee.’ Christopher sighed as he walked back to me. Suddenly, I understood where we were.
We were back at the cottage.
Sighing, I got up and walked over to the bathroom. Not bothering to close the door, I began tugging off my clothes. First my top, then my shorts, and then my br-
‘What the hell are you doing Emilee?’ Christopher asked, his voice strained. I looked at him in confusion, my bra only just covering my boobies.
‘Why are you still there?’ I demanded. ‘Go away!’
|Alex Pettyfer||as Christopher|
|Sky Ferreira||as Dana|
|Dianna Agron||as Lilli|
|Chad Michael Murray||as Ben|
|Michael Welch||as Leo|
|Taylor Lautner||as Seth|
|Mairi Ella Challen||as Tayla|
|Anna Kendrick||as Alex|
|Taylor Momsen||as Nina|
|Ariana Grande||as Emilee|