These @re some jokes,frndship quotesand good things...


Promise me we R true friends:
I?m lamp, U?r light.
I?m coke, U?r Sprite.
I?m (sawan)rain, U?r badal.
I?m normal, U?r pagal.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce Lee's Profile
1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee"s sister-in-law"s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Maaro
* Taa LEE
have u fun...





1. tumko Chand Mein kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun...

Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.
2. Roses r lal skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.Bura man liya
O.K
Roses r red skies r blue,
I born smart what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo

4)In 3 ways u can break d mirror...
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3.stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth...


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5.Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

6. Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

7. Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

8. What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is ur

9.Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!ce is urs........:p

10. A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

11. Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...

12. Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately

13. Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.

The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make...

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