Here we go again guys! I would like to remind you all that this isn't hate. This is just a summary of all the annoying things on these sites in a form of a poem. So, enjoy :)
Facebook is a site created by a bloke named Mark.
It started when he was at Harvard, not in the dark.
It was quite controversial and not at all groovy.
Why am I telling you this? Go watch the movie.
No question, Profile pictures are a good start.
Because we can't tell the people and the ducks apart.
They say they have no make-up or state they are vain.
Sadly, it also informs us that they are clearly insane.
Don't get me started on the post about love.
They forget that they're 9 and shouldn't be proud of.
Relationship statuses update from time to time.
Frankly, changing it more than thrice should be a crime.
Teenagers complain and say," I hate my life!
Why can't I end this with a cold blade or knife?"
I sympathize with the truth, but if you just need attention,
I despise your attempt and shall spit at your pretension.
Let us not ignore another thing that irks us all.
The indirect statuses that are the fruit of a vicious brawl.
But being sadists that we are, we don't blow the horn
Instead of helping them, we enjoy it with popcorn.
Desperation for likes are pathetic, you can tell.
The worst part is when they involve Heaven and Hell.
Likes, comments, or shares will not cure cancer.
Chemo therapy and radiation are obviously the answer.
Getting a notification will give you a smile so bright .
Although it will drop once you know it's a game invite.
You'd expect a comment about your friend's thrill.
But sadly for you, it's a link to Farmville.
But even though there are problems with this "wonderful" site,
You know for a fact that not having it wouldn't be right.
All we have to do is improve and take it as a joke.
Until the day we have the choice to which part to poke.
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i just wanted to have a bit of fun with this one ;) (the wink is necessary)
I know this isn't my best, but I just want you to know that I tried! If you have any suggestions or critics, go ahead and tell me in the comment section below! Vote if you think I deserve it!
